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You know that phrase, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"? Never has that been truer than when it comes to the very gorgeous MELISSA D.

And this week, our returning covergirl presents our BIG BOOB SPECIAL - a largely unscientific (but very sexy) testing of the theory that bigger is better. Heaving examples include STACEY POOLE, SAM BOWDEN, KIRSTIE PATTERSON and ALICE SEY.

There's way more stuff than even Wayne Rooney can kick a leg at in this week's issue, too. Was Rupert Murdoch responsible for the London riots? That's just one of the whole host of ALL-NEW CONSPIRACY THEORIES we got a leading psychological expert to rate. TOWIE's MARIA FOWLER GOES TOPLESS - as she sheds her bikini top in Marbella - and we've got the pictures to show you!

There's also a first play of ASSASSIN'S CREED REVELATIONS as Ezio's journey continues in Istanbul, a catch up with JOEY BARTON - who talks about public transport, hairy Italians and winding up WAYNE ROONEY - and an EXCLUSIVE BIG FIGHT PREVIEW of NATHAN CLEVERLY VS TONY BELLEW!

Plus, in this week's ZOO:
- Rihanna's movie debut - exclusive pictures!
- Luis Suarez and Nani talk ahead of Liverpool v Man Utd!
- ZOO's Soapboax with top comic Chris Ramsey!
- We take the BAC Mono for a spin - the maddest car we've ever driven!
- Robbie Savage lets rip on the week's biggest footy stories!
- A chat with Jackass legend Steve-O about his new stage show!
- Road eats a car - amazing pictures!
- Hilarious FIFA 12 fails!
- Noel Gallagher's debut solo album reviewed!

All this, plus your usual mix of the hottest real girls, funniest jokes and weirdest pictures, in this week's ZOO - ONLY £1.80!

Melissa D - Big Boob Special - Teaser Video!

Alice Sey Topless Teaser!

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